Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

SPECS:
At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean Made in the USA
Size: 10 oz.